December 9, 2014

Taking copycat blogging to the next level with...FOUR WORDS PER PICTURE*

Breakfast is high-fat**...

Did you know they sell bacon at the Whole Foods breakfast bar?
You can get a whole box of bacon for 72¢
I shouldn't have told the internets it will buy #allthebacon.
Macadamias are a lot more expensive than bacon.

Someone gouged my pie...

I made the most amazing #foodfree*** pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving.
It was so good I single-handedly ate 3/4 of it.
Then I made another one.
Which someone fucking gouged.

We played CandyLand BACKWARDS!

Because it was backwards CandyLand and I was the green gingerbread man,
this photo depicts me #WINNING
Don't let anyone tell you is ALL ABOUT WINNING
especially when you're playing against kindergarteners.

I really do row...

I feel like I am learning to do this all over again.
Of course it's hard to really tell that it's me...
or even a human and not a mosquito out there.

*more words added in the captions because four is never enough.

**counting each word in the hyphenated word

***gluten-free, dairy-free, egg-free


How many of you saw Penguins of Madagascar?
– it was quite possibly the worst movie-going experience of my life. Even if you were to subtract the obnoxiously, continuously rude and loud eighth graders in the audience, the movie quite possibly took it to that level on its own "merit." Second only to The Nut Job.

How many of you saw The Homesman?
– not my best choice for date-night. Great movie...just not a "pick-me-upper" or "feel-good" flick.

How many of you like bacon and pumpkin pie?
– oh, me! me! me!

How many of you noticed that the first two questions have NOTHING to do with anything else in this post?

How many of you are in marathon training?
– oh, me! me! me! 

How many of you are excited that there are rainbow questions today?


  1. That's a lot of bacon for 72 cents. I love bacon...

  2. I love bacon AND pumpkin pie. But not together. Seems like overkill.

    I am theoretically going to *complete* a marathon in March, but I don't feel like I'm really "training" for it besides trying to run consistently.....

  3. Pie gouging is not acceptable. The gouger needs to be punished in a cruel and very public way.

  4. Oh rainbow questions! ha! I did notice the first two had nothing to do with your post. :) I am glad you are rowing and wish I could see the video but my computer needs updating if I want to watch videos right this second. bummer. Yes, it is all about winning when playing with a that age! Forgive me for not knowing (I'll back read) but what marathon are you training for??

  5. I'm always in marathon training, and I'm thinking I need a bit of colour in my next blog!

  6. I haven't seen Penguins of Madagascar yet but I have a feeling the viewing is inevitable. My son is obsessed with penguins. I haven't seen the Homesman. I like bacon and pumpkin pie, but separately. How would it taste together? Probably good. I'm in half marathon training, does that count? As far as the rainbow of questions, I am impressed that the colors are arranged in the correct order. ROY G BIV.


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