Breakfast is high-fat**...
|Did you know they sell bacon at the Whole Foods breakfast bar?|
You can get a whole box of bacon for 72¢
I shouldn't have told the internets that...now it will buy #allthebacon.
Macadamias are a lot more expensive than bacon.
Someone gouged my pie...
|I made the most amazing #foodfree*** pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving.|
It was so good I single-handedly ate 3/4 of it.
Then I made another one.
Which someone fucking gouged.
We played CandyLand BACKWARDS!
|Because it was backwards CandyLand and I was the green gingerbread man,|
this photo depicts me #WINNING
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise...it is ALL ABOUT WINNING
especially when you're playing against kindergarteners.
I really do row...
I feel like I am learning to do this all over again.
Of course it's hard to really tell that it's me...
or even a human and not a mosquito out there.
*more words added in the captions because four is never enough.
**counting each word in the hyphenated word
***gluten-free, dairy-free, egg-free
How many of you saw Penguins of Madagascar?
– it was quite possibly the worst movie-going experience of my life. Even if you were to subtract the obnoxiously, continuously rude and loud eighth graders in the audience, the movie quite possibly took it to that level on its own "merit." Second only to The Nut Job.
How many of you saw The Homesman?
– not my best choice for date-night. Great movie...just not a "pick-me-upper" or "feel-good" flick.
How many of you like bacon and pumpkin pie?
– oh, me! me! me!
How many of you noticed that the first two questions have NOTHING to do with anything else in this post?
How many of you are in marathon training?
– oh, me! me! me!
How many of you are excited that there are rainbow questions today?