It's New Year's Eve and every blogger worth her salt has written or plans to write a year-end retrospective post. Everyone tries to put a special twist on rehashing the same shit they posted day in and day out...calling attention to the highlights mostly with links to the year's posts. Some go all tear-jerker on us and pull out their really depressing lows. It's like a big holiday newsletter, bloggy-style. How can we capitavate our audience and ...
PUMP PAGE VIEWS?
Can I tell you how hard I laughed when the number of those little Instagram year recap slideshow thingies grew exponentially?
Another thing all the bloggers can do that is just like every other blogger!
Like make holiday gift guides.
And share skinny jeans thigh gap photos.
Or develop insane food-intolerances.
And post bikini selfies and ass pics.
Not to mention review ProCompression socks...and other compression socks. EVERYone does that.
Let's not forget that all bloggers like to give shit away and many of us like to get crafty.
And who doesn't LOVE to get FREE SHIT and participate in expensive Disney runs?
As for me, I'm as ready as HRG to meet 2014. Yes, some amazing things happened in 2013...like this blog and the survival of something near and dear to my heart and finding an amazing new home for my family, but there was so much fucking character-building...
No way am I doing a recap post. Living and learning. Letting it go. Moving on.
Happy New Year!
Oh, shit. That was a recap post, wasn't it? Fuuuuuuckkkkk...
I'm outta here. See you all on the other side.