That's sort of a lie.
This is actually a repurposed recipe from another blog. On there, it was made with plantain purée and came out looking like a bowl full of shit. The plethora of commenters (not like here #sadface) raved about how awesome the KabochaShitCake was. The masses cannot be wrong. However...
As I mentioned before, I have an aversion to eating food that looks like shit.
Luckily, I had just been to the BEST GROCERY STORE EVERRRRRRR where I picked up some amazeballs Spicy Italian Sausage!!!! Who doesn't LUUUVVVVV Trader Joe's? That place has EVERYTHING!!!! Have you tried the Splooge Cookie Butter? Like sweetened jizz in a jar...mmmmm...good stuff :)
So I decided I was going to make KabochaCockCasserole by tweaking the recipe just a little...
- split open a kabocha squash (which they do NOT have at TJ's...SOMEONE GET ON THAT PLEASE) and dig the seeds out (same as original recipe!),
- grate some cheese of your choosing (my awesome innovation!)
But then I remembered...
FUUUUCK. I'm kabocha-intolerant :(
So I was left with this...
|These are SAUSAGES...|
I'd so much rather put this in my mouth.
Do we even need the fucking rainbow questions today?
tequila AND sausage?? Sounds like a hellofa night for me. OR well anyone. Except if you have a gluten intolerance. :-)ReplyDelete
GLUTEN FREE. #happyendingsDelete
hahahahahah,best hash tag everDelete
Sausages and Patron, breakfast of champions!ReplyDelete
And bananas. Don't forget the bananas.Delete
Also. I need to find a nice american city to do a run in. ONLY so I can come to this crack palace known as Trader Joes. Bozeman Montana didn't have one when I went there in March for a half mara.ReplyDelete
Berkeley Half in November. Seriously 4 TJ's in a 5-mile radius.Delete
shit my passsport is not valid. fark. i needd to see this trader joe shizz in person.Delete
At least you can drink the Patron! Love Trader Joes btw... they are the best.ReplyDelete
LMAO! That's a pretty phallic picture. Kabocha would have just ruined that theme.ReplyDelete
I got lucky with those bananas just randomly happening to be there to accompany the sausages. THAT WAS NOT PLANNED.Delete
Love a tasty sausage....and Trader Joes.ReplyDelete
Some sausage is tastier than others ;-)Delete
You're so brave for eating sausage. Now you only need to run 10 miles tomorrow, instead of the usual 15, since you skipped the cheese.ReplyDelete
#SOBRAVE!!!! but I plan on running 10 miles PER SAUSAGE to punish myself for straying off the salad bandwagon. And also so I can be #inspiring.Delete
I'm pretty sure I saw Kabochas at my TJ's. Still didn't get one though. #epicfailReplyDelete
Too bad you're not kabocha-intolerant. It could be YOUR EXCUSE.Delete
That bottle of Patron is too full. #thereinliesthebiggerproblemReplyDelete