That's sort of a lie.
This is actually a repurposed recipe from another blog. On there, it was made with plantain purée and came out looking like a bowl full of shit. The plethora of commenters (not like here #sadface) raved about how awesome the KabochaShitCake was. The masses cannot be wrong. However...
As I mentioned before, I have an aversion to eating food that looks like shit.
Luckily, I had just been to the BEST GROCERY STORE EVERRRRRRR where I picked up some amazeballs Spicy Italian Sausage!!!! Who doesn't LUUUVVVVV Trader Joe's? That place has EVERYTHING!!!! Have you tried the Splooge Cookie Butter? Like sweetened jizz in a jar...mmmmm...good stuff :)
So I decided I was going to make KabochaCockCasserole by tweaking the recipe just a little...
- split open a kabocha squash (which they do NOT have at TJ's...SOMEONE GET ON THAT PLEASE) and dig the seeds out (same as original recipe!),
- grate some cheese of your choosing (my awesome innovation!)
But then I remembered...
FUUUUCK. I'm kabocha-intolerant :(
and dairy-intolerant.
So I was left with this...
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| These are SAUSAGES... NOT penises. Sheesh, people... |
I'd so much rather put this in my mouth.
Do we even need the fucking rainbow questions today?
tequila AND sausage?? Sounds like a hellofa night for me. OR well anyone. Except if you have a gluten intolerance. :-)
ReplyDeleteGLUTEN FREE. #happyendings
Deletehahahahahah,best hash tag ever
DeleteSausages and Patron, breakfast of champions!
ReplyDeleteAnd bananas. Don't forget the bananas.
DeleteAlso. I need to find a nice american city to do a run in. ONLY so I can come to this crack palace known as Trader Joes. Bozeman Montana didn't have one when I went there in March for a half mara.
ReplyDeleteBerkeley Half in November. Seriously 4 TJ's in a 5-mile radius.
Deleteshit my passsport is not valid. fark. i needd to see this trader joe shizz in person.
DeleteAt least you can drink the Patron! Love Trader Joes btw... they are the best.
ReplyDelete#nottequilaintolerant
DeleteLMAO! That's a pretty phallic picture. Kabocha would have just ruined that theme.
ReplyDeleteI got lucky with those bananas just randomly happening to be there to accompany the sausages. THAT WAS NOT PLANNED.
DeleteLove a tasty sausage....and Trader Joes.
ReplyDeleteSome sausage is tastier than others ;-)
DeleteYou're so brave for eating sausage. Now you only need to run 10 miles tomorrow, instead of the usual 15, since you skipped the cheese.
ReplyDelete#SOBRAVE!!!! but I plan on running 10 miles PER SAUSAGE to punish myself for straying off the salad bandwagon. And also so I can be #inspiring.
DeleteI'm pretty sure I saw Kabochas at my TJ's. Still didn't get one though. #epicfail
ReplyDeleteToo bad you're not kabocha-intolerant. It could be YOUR EXCUSE.
DeleteI'm rest-intolerant...
ReplyDeleteLOL
DeleteThat bottle of Patron is too full. #thereinliesthebiggerproblem
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