Which means it's probably the best time ever to blog. I'm going with bullets because people love the bullets.
• I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT RUNNING FUCKING CIM. When I posted about not having run in 7 months but throwing caution to the wind since there were still 8 weeks to train, and then alluded to a completely insane training plan, I was sure my savvy readers would be able to physically FEEL the sarcasm. But there was a comment that indicated otherwise. Of course it came from a freakishly talented, completely possessed #sub3motherrunner who probably reads blogs in which this actually happens. C'mon, Kris...I ran pushing a fucking shopping cart full of kids to make YOU laugh. You should know better by now.
*Them's some rad links, people. Sharing the bloggy wealth with links to click! Click 'em!
#goodblogger rule number 3
Don't you fucking HATE it when other bloggers fail to link you when they really should?*
• I finally broke down...I know I said I have an aversion to eating food that looks like shit, but...
|Looks like a heaping pile of shit.|
|Strongly resemble turds.|
|Food-Free Shit Cookies!|
And they are the BEST goddamned cookies I have ever eaten.
• From eating shit to exploiting children...I've been pretty reluctant to pimp my kids out on the blog yet, but I'm desperate for page views so here we go:
|Look at how #adorbs she is, frolicking in the forest!|
She's in the middle in pink...you can't miss her.
|#trailrunnergirl is her official IG I.D.|
|Finishing out Saturday's workout with hill repeats.|
I made her do 4 since she's 4.
She cried for a while, but it was good for her.
|She thought she'd get out of Sunday's workout by wearing a costume.|
|Back-to-back long runs for #trailrunnergirl.|
Planning ahead for AR50 next April.
I think if I push her hard enough she could be the youngest finisher in history.
|Her meditative practice helps her focus |
when her body is tired and she's really hungry.
I know it's just exhaustion talking when she starts screaming at me about wanting to just go home.
• shoe shot because it's a blog...but I'm putting a twist on it because I'm über original...
|Mother-daughter shoe shot! SQUEEEEEEE!|
How many times a day to you eat oatmeal? Do you put beef in it ever? Did you know that is a real thing?
How old were you when you started running?
Do you believe giving kids an early start will help them to be more successful in sports?
Did YOU think I was serious about running CIM?
Do you ever try recipes that people post on their blogs?
Do you ever run in virtual running events? Under what circumstances would you?
I <3 RAINBOW QUESTIONS!!!!!!
And you really should be following me on Instagram (@milfrunner) and Twitter (@milfrunner) because then you would be seeing these photos when they are hot off the press. So much happens between my semi-monthly blog posts!