Okay, I'm still not ready to announce the winner of the not-so-hotly contested #HTCRelay giveaway. I'm shuffling around in my slippy-slips feeling sorry for my unpopular self. ONLY SIX PEOPLE ENTERED :( It would have only been FIVE, but I let RoseRunner in after closing because she's seen me half naked in real life. I should have asked for application videos. I probably would have had a much higher number of entrants because every blogger worth his or her #Chobani loves prancing about on video, especially given the chance of scoring more #FREESHIT! Although I guess the low turnout is probably more indicative of the fact that bloggers are tapped the fuck out on #HTCRelay and #nuun. I should have gone #Ragnar.
But I digress. every blogger says that, right? it's part of the The Blogger Credo...Thou shalt digress and then state thou beist digressing.
It's been awhile since I've followed proper blogger format, and I'm really not into it tonight but it's been over a week since I posted and y'all might worry that I'm disappearing again (LIKE YOU GIVE A SHIT, I KNOW) so here we go with some Good Blogger alliteration because it's easy and people fucking LOVE alliteration.
1. Best Belt Buckle I saw all week
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you know...like on the airplane? if you have trouble inflating the life vest, just BLOW into the INFLATION TUBE. GET IT??? |
2. Best use of sad puppydog eyes
My son trying to get me to buy him A FIVE DOLLAR ICE CREAM SANDWICH.
CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT?
3. & 4. & 5.
Best Weight-Gain Journey Photos
and dropped about 15 lbs. simply by not eating.
Imagine that!
And over the past 8 weeks, I've gained it back and then some.
Thank you, avocados and macadamias.
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also before I cleaned the bathroom mirror |
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Same jeans with about 10 lbs more ass packed in there. |
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Another 2.5 lbs in each boob and the remaining 5 slathered evenly around the midsection. |
6. Best condom ad my husband shared with me
7. Best link friend sent me
I saw this commercial and just kept going
WOW! WOW! WOW!
I'll try to remember to announce the winners tomorrow, but that would mean posting two days in a row. I know what you're saying...
Bitch, you just phoned that shit in today. Doesn't even count. You were all gonna post every mutherfucking day no matter what. You suck.
And you know what I say?
Yep.
Do you ever post just to post and not really give a shit what you've written? Do you think people know? Do you care?
I would enter if you would reopen. But that's against the blogger credo, so...
ReplyDeleteAwesome aliteration.
Don't disappear too long!
I will send you a little something special for knowing The Credo.
DeleteLike Miss Zippy I have been away (racing) so no blog reading, and now I should be working, just don't tell my boss...
ReplyDeleteI can never not eat, love food to much, and I think you look great in both pictures of your ass, but then that is what makes you a MILF...
I just don't know what to say about the other picture... don't put on any more wieght, hit the gym and show us a 6 pack next time!
Part of my allure is that I don't really give a fuck about 6-pack abs.
DeleteHow about 6-pack of beer!!!
DeleteIf I needed that stuff, I would have entered, but I didn't, so thought I would let it go to someone else. How gracious am I?
ReplyDeleteIt is cool that your husband sends you condom anything. =) Sounds like something I'd send my husband....and then he'd ignore because he says I email him too much and he's busy...working and such. Hahahaha. Although, he does seem to always open the ones I send with pics of ladies with giant boobs. Coincidence?
(thanks for the sweet comment, btw)