Don't answer that.
I don't EVER want to feel compelled to try it out.
Here I am on Day 3 of Blog Every Single Mutherfucking Day NO MATTER WHAT Month and all I can think of to say is that I'm giving the shitty purple socks and the killer DVD of sweaty guys in microskirts to Amy (who is extra cool because she has no blog). Go wild, girl. If you didn't win don't worry. We're moving and I'm sure to unearth tons of
Hmmmmm. Thinking – what can I tell you?
I did go to the beach today with my family, but I took zero pictures and didn't meet up with any other bloggers so nobody really wants to hear about it.
I didn't work out even a teeny bit except to load and unload the truck going to and from the beach. Big family = lots of shit when you go to the beach = a lot of work to load and unload. Nothing for DailyMile though.
I ate nothing noteworthy. Not even the licey hair in my freezer.
I did not wear new running shoes or any other running gear at all for the entire day. No gear review.
I still have gotten no free shit but I'm not surprised because I did take two months off of blogging.
The big excitement of the day is probably that everyone got sunburned because I did a shitty job sunscreening us all. I tend to neglect that, chalking my lameness up to making sure we are all getting enough Vitamin D. That's legit. We are a nation deprived of Vitamin D largely due to the Big Money sunscreen manufacturers and the chemical companies that supply them with the anti-sun stuff.
It's a conspiracy.
I know it.
I read about it on the Internet.
What do YOU think is a conspiracy?
Are you a Conspiracy Theorist?
Do you use your sunscreen regularly?
I'm getting really good at these engagement questions – and especially at choosing coordinating colors for them.