I thought you guys loved me. I thought you guys cared.
I was so naïve.
Alex was the only reader who emailed me during my absence.
Who in the fuck is Alex? you're asking.
I have no idea. I'm wondering the same thing. The email provided no clues. But Alex is NICE for reaching out. So Alex, if you're reading this, email me your address and I'll send you some CHIA!!!!!!! If you have a blog, link that bitch in the comments so we can all cavort on over for a Blog-In Love Fest.
In the meantime, all the rest of you bloggers-who-are-way-more-fucking-consistent-than-I, welcome back.
No fucking free chia for you.
****disclaimer: I know you all have bigger shit on your plate than to really spend time wondering where errant bloggers go when they disappear. Don't worry. I'm not really mad at you. I'm being sarcastic. You might have forgotten that's what I do since I've been gone so fucking long. I'm actually doing well. Thanks for asking. Oh, right. You DIDN'T!