March 5, 2013

I made a comic...


...in honor of the fact that I still haven't gotten any free shit.

Except for the reject free shit that this lady sent me. Mind you, I enjoy used free shit and can't wait to try it out, but it did smack of the whole "I think this cottage cheese is rancid – try it!" thing.

Here's what cements the racket-ness of this whole blogging bullshit in my mind:

All because of MY post about free shit, another blogger who used my idea and linked my post was sent the very free shit I mentioned that she didn't even want! Maybe they felt sorry for her because she runs too fast. I love that she also found it laughable and ridiculous. But still no free shit for me.

My thoughts at this point?



Many thanks to Gourmet Runner for the creative inspiration.

I wish I had some red and white sneakers.

Did you miss my tutorial on spectating? Better check it out so you don't screw it up.




13 comments:

  1. As perhaps the least creative person on the planet, the fact that I am responsible for any kind of creative inspiration is laughable. Also, I see you picked the extra-large option for boobs. Nice.

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    1. The extra large ones were saggier than these. These are the second biggest ;-)

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  2. I got some free shit, and it tastes gooooooood.

    LOL. At all of this. At your comic strip. At the cruelty of the world that you don't have any free shit in your fridge. It's been THREE MONTHS, and STILL no free shit?????

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    1. Only two months. Honestly, I think I'm taking a perverse pride in the fact that I'm an undesirable!

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  3. Hahahahahahahahaha.... oh my heck, this post made me laugh so hard. Can I just say that I tweeted my jealousy that I wasn't getting free yogurt like the other bloggers and my case will be here Thursday?

    I will freeze it to make my own fro-yo, drop some chia/flax/seedy healthy stuff on it so I can feel like a legit blogger, then take a picture and post it. And laugh some more.

    RoseRunner has magically made her way onto my new favorite blogger list. And I wanna make a comic.

    Thanks for another good laugh.

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  4. I've been writing for years and no-one has ever asked me to reveiw anything. Maybe there is nothing in africa to reveiw...

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  5. Chobani is waaaaay to sugar-filled anyway. Not that they ever sent me any.

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  6. Question: Why the fuck is Greek yogurt suddenly the shit and all other forms of yogurt are for assholes? And if you still drink Kefir? Well you probably don't exclusively wear compression socks or run in Hokas, you loser.

    Does this have something to do with the Greek debt crisis? Did Greece take their last 10,000 euros and start paying bloggers to post poorly written and completely biased product reviews that included words like "yummy" and "delish", interspersed with way to many emoticons?

    That said, I like the shit and have two fond memories involving Greek Yogurt. One is from about 6 months ago when I was driving on the I5 near Salinas and was so effing hungry that I ate a large tub of Strawberry in, like, 3 minutes flat. The other was last week when I bought some coconut flavored in London. It tasted awesome. But like all European yogurt, it was still a runny goopy mess regardless of the labeling.

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  7. I have been blogging for 4 years and have never received any free shit. I blame my excessive use of words like motherfucker and queef and not having a more marketable blog name. Having a nice rack probably also helps.

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    1. I can't wait to post a boob shot! Once I do that, this shit's gonna bust WIDE OPEN!!! But I still need 125 more Twitter followers and 75 more FB likes on my page. I promised myself I wouldn't be easy and sleazy like I was in my youth, so I'm holding out. Yeah, I think the mutherfuckers are stymying our financial and celebrity success.

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Say it. But if you can't own your shit, don't dump it on me.

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