I'm NOT complaining – but STILL no free shit.
Thus, here we are with another used free shit review and giveaway.
a DIY tutorial on how to make your own in the event you do not win any free shit in this giveaway.
And THAT'S why my blog is better than YOURS.
I give the power to the people.
Today I am reviewing the awesome Garmin Wrist Protector.
Neatly designed and crafted to provide a layer of protection between my bony wrist and the hard plastic of the fucking HUGE device. Cushioned and absorbent, the Garmin Wrist Protector is a must-have for long or sweaty runs. Comfortable, one-size-fits-most, versatile, affordable – EVERYBODY NEEDS ONE OF THESE FUCKERS!
This time everyone's a winner. All 10 readers of this fabulous blog have a chance to win one of their very own! And there is actually an eleventh because of the DIY part below...so bring a friend!
Here's the DIY part –
Time required: 7 seconds! How fucking easy is that?????
Giving away a little fashion secret –
You can use any kind of sock you want! It doesn't even have to be a sweat sock! Or white! Or HOLEY!
So who wants one of these pre-made babies? No risk of bodily injury because you don't need to wield the scissors yourself.
Leave a comment to enter this giveaway. If you post a link to your Nuun Hood to Coast application you get a double entry. Of course then you open yourself up to my sure-to-be-highly-inappropriate commentary on your app. But to win one of these Garmin Wrist Protectors –
You can submit your entering comment through Sunday, March 31, 2013 at midnight PDT.
Disclosure: there are no rules for this giveaway. Anyone can enter. I'll even send one to Coach Dion in South Africa. No one gave me these. The idea is my own. I am beholden to no one. The authorities can come hunt me down if I'm in violation of any international trade agreements. Whatevs.