Just finished Week 2 and sponsors and free shit have not come as easily as readers. That's understandable. Probably a language issue. Whatevs.
No free shit for me doesn't have to mean no free shit for YOU!
How does this work? I tell you about a product and then offer it to you in exchange for something? I'm supposed to be objective and not be swayed by the fact that some company contacted me and gave me free shit as a marketing tool to get you all to go to their website or Facebook page or some such shit.
This is so fucking easy!
Since no one gave me this Champion Sports Bra (I bought it at Target), the only reason I might not be entirely forthcoming in my review is because I so badly want to unload it. It didn't work for me. I purchased it knowing it wouldn't be supportive enough to wear on its own; my plan was for it to serve as an abbreviated tank to wear over my functional sports bra so I could show off my killer abs.
Hot pink = hot babe.
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Not to be picky or anything but –
Even though the color works, the neckline comes up too high for it to be at all sexy.
I refuse to wear it. This excessive coverage is completely counter to my image.
You can have it.
Description: Hot pink, size medium, basic, stretchy, Champion sports bra.
To enter this giveaway:
You don't have to like anything to enter this giveaway. You don't even have to like the sports bra. It will be a keepsake at some point – MILF Runner's very first giveaway item. That will be worth something someday, mark my words.
I think I'll just keep giving away used shit until I get new free shit, so someone better call somebody and tell them to hook me up because these giveaways are like car wrecks. You can't look away.
Leave a comment if you want the sports bra.
*Update: The winner of this used sports bra will be announced during Mailbag Monday #3, which will be on Monday, January 21. You can enter up until I hit "publish" on that post.
Description: Hot pink, size medium, basic, stretchy, Champion sports bra.
To enter this giveaway:
- go like Target's Facebook page
- go to the Target website and review the Champion sportswear section. What other colors do you like? Do they still make this color? It's discontinued! That makes this one rare!
- tell me what company Champion merged with when it got into the sports bra business and in what year
- join the Sports Bra Alliance and like their Facebook page
- make up a jingle for a commercial advertising Champion sports bras
- Tweet this giveaway
- Facebook this giveaway
- Follow me on Twitter
- Follow me on Facebook
Do all of that for your entry.
Just kidding.
You don't have to like anything to enter this giveaway. You don't even have to like the sports bra. It will be a keepsake at some point – MILF Runner's very first giveaway item. That will be worth something someday, mark my words.
I think I'll just keep giving away used shit until I get new free shit, so someone better call somebody and tell them to hook me up because these giveaways are like car wrecks. You can't look away.
Leave a comment if you want the sports bra.
*Update: The winner of this used sports bra will be announced during Mailbag Monday #3, which will be on Monday, January 21. You can enter up until I hit "publish" on that post.
I don't want it, that would be super fucking creepy.
ReplyDeleteWhich part is creepy? The premise of the giveaway or the thought of you entering given the product?
DeleteBoth, actually. Blog giveaways make me pine for the days when Amway sales people would show up at the front door of my parents house with that empty, cult-induced brainwashed look in their eyes. At least then I could throw shit at them from my bedroom window.
DeleteAnd as far as the bra, I lost my man boobs many years ago.
Based on the fact that you're a MILF, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't fit me. Still, this has got to be the funniest giveaway I've ever seen on a blog. I hope it goes viral, and you end up getting to send your used underthingy to some strange man in Moldovia, per his request.
ReplyDeleteThings only go viral when people view them. That Moldovian guy will only see it if his Twitter friends Tweet the shit out of this post. So let's get cracking, people. Get that Moldovian guy his hot pink sports bra!
DeleteOh, and I love that you are taking my MILF-ness as "fact"! Cast all caution and doubt to the wind.
Deleteomfg i give up. i've tried commenting like 234 times. to recap:
ReplyDelete1. you're hilarious
2. give me the bra, i'm nursing.
3. i'll send you a rad thank you card.
I've been wanting a hot pink sports bra!
ReplyDeleteThis post is. HILARIOUS.
ReplyDeleteI'll step in the nursing mama runner line. Bras need to be about up to the neckline.
shannoncarman at yahoo dot com
Not sure who is more lame – Amy for needing a proxy to enter this giveaway or me for being the proxy.
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of winning stuff... But not being a cross dresser I don't know what I would do with a bra! OK I might have to model it for you if I win, but I will have to be honest with you up front, I would have to give it away. Now unlike you I would just randomly choose a friend who would look good in it!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet you would get a lot more entries if you (been a MILF and all) modelled it for us!
There is NO bounce with this bra. It is great, whether for short or long runs. I have not found another that comes close to this quality. My size 34DD, i will buy bali bras more.
ReplyDeleteLOL! i like your concept giveaway free stuff to get it. I'm in!
ReplyDeleteI'll totally take it! Free shit is my thing....
ReplyDeleteI should start a giveaway on my blog of all the stuff my kids leave on the floor. That would bring more traffic to my blog AND my house would be clean(er).
ReplyDeleteFor real! So much easier than Craigslist or Ebay!
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