What this means is we yet again have a fake letter from a fake reader. I AM SO TIRED OF FAKE –
Dear MILF Runner,
I've noticed an increasing amount of buzz recently about how great chia seeds are. Just wondering what are your thoughts on chia?
Chia has been awesome for decades. I fucking LOVE chia. Catchy jingle. Cute product. What's not to love?
Am I seriously the only person who goes here when the healthy blogworld starts the chia talk?
Okay, okay. Honestly, I tried eating (drinking?) chia once. Though I hear and really don't doubt that it is amazing, I cannot speak to its health benefits from a personal standpoint because I couldn't get past the texture to try it more than that one time. My limited perspective can only provide you with this: Think – sucking down a glass of someone else's phlegm. Or a cup of jizz. Since the health-boosting properties of the former are unsubstantiated, chia is probably more similar to the latter, whose benefits are well-documented. The latter is, however, possibly more cost-effective and more enjoyable than chia. That said, if someone were to offer me free chia (#freeshit! YES!), I'd probably give it another shot because
You know, if you muscle your way past the gag reflex, all kinds of food possibilities open up.
–Emile the rat, Ratatouille (2007)
And also I'm getting desperate for some free shit.